What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 05:54

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

So, the docs changed it to read

No go.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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Still no good

Loons and Moons

So they tried

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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Everyone loved it.

I see lots of pictures of women who have huge clits are they real or what?

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

No way

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Unacceptable again!

Then came..

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Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

If James Bond is meant to be the best secret agent in the world, how come all the bad guys in the World seem to know who he is?

Still no good.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Minds and Behinds

Which is better for your skin red light therapy or blue light therapy?

No, not a chance

Next, they tried...

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Catatonics & High Colonics

They put up a sign reading

Nuts and Butts

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Hysterias & Posteriors

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

Just Forget it!

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